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SELF+
the most important
relationship you’ll ever have
Coaching
I can teach you how to love yourself and find meaning again… If you want
OR think ChatGPT is more interesting than you? Worried about AI replacing you? I can help you reinvent yourself.
Fired from your current company? I’ll help you go inward to discover your next calling.
Company Investment - $2739.73/hour
Individual Investment - $333.33/hour
OTHERS+
I’ll be your guide
Event MC/Keynote Speaker
Ready for an iconic Keynote or an ENTERTAINING event where I lead karaoke and perform like Taylor Swift on the Eras Tour? I am an eldest daughter.
Investment - $10,000.00/day; $5,000.00/half day
HR Jedi Mind Tricks/People Strategy Session
Need help building a team or cleaning up the fucked one you currently run? I’m your girl.
Looking for something else? Let’s connect.
Investment - $2739.73/hour
Team Building
Tired of shitty team building events that are ineffective? I can help reignite the passion with creative customized solutions — hint: somewhere between escape room and Maui.
Investment - $10,000.00/day*; $5,000.00/half day*
*Does not include materials or costs associated with any agreed upon events or gifts.
Disclaimer:
I do not offer discounts of any sort.
This is a premium solution for premium results — but don’t take my word for it, read my Reviews page.

